FACTS 4 U ALL

God created the donkey and said to him."You will be a donkey.

You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunsetcarrying burdens on your back.

You will eat grass,you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much.

Give me only 20 years"God granted his wish.
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God created the dog and said to him:"You will guard the house of man.

You will be his best Friend.

You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
The dog answered: " Sir, to live 30 years is too much,

give me only 15 years." God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey and said to him:"You will be a monkey.

You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.

You will be amusing and you will live20 years. "
The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much,

give me only 10 years."God granted his wish.
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Finally God created man ...
and said to him:"You will be man,

the only rational creature on the face of the earth.

You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.

You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years.

"Man responded:"Sir, I will be a man but to live only20 years is very little,

give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,

the 15 years that the dog did not want

andthe 10 years the monkey refused.

" God granted man's wish
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And since then,

man lives 20 years as a man ,

marries and spends 30 years like a donkey,working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,

he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the houseand eating whatever is given to him,

when he is old, he live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

1) It is a matter of record that Canadian porcupines kiss one another on the lips.

2) The world's longest kiss took place on January 28, 2002. Louisa Almodovar and Rich Langly of New Jersey kissed for a record 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds on a segment of "Ricki Lake".

3) Matrimonial pollsters' studies prove that a man who kisses his wife good-bye when he leaves for work every morning averages a higher income than does the fellow who doesn't do that thing.

4) In medieval Italy kisses weren't taken, or given, lightly. If a man and a woman were seen embracing in public they could be forced to marry!

5) Our brains have special neurons that help us locate each others lips in the dark. Try It.......

6) It is estimated that the average person will spend about 20,160 minutes kissing in their lifetime.

7) You burn 26 calories in a 1 minute kiss.

8) The first kiss ever shown in a movie was in 1896. The movie, was called The Kiss.

9) 50% of all people kiss before they turn 14.

10) Kissing helps reduce tooth decay. Kissing increases the mouth's production of saliva, and saliva helps clean the mouth thus aides prevention of tooth decay.

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATHAMATICS
A man will pay Rs.2 for a Re.1 item he needs.
A woman will pay Re.1 for a Rs.2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

The train has started moving.

It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals.

Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son.

As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside.. " See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him.

Every one started murmuring something or other about this son.

"This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married MAN whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining...........

Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window.

The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is ....."

newly married MAN'S wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

MAN -" cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth"

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied

" we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes....

Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

A giant ship engine failed.

The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young.

He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work.

He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do.

After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.

He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life.

He carefully put his hammer away.

The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying,

"Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer...... ........ ......... $ 2.00

Knowing where to tap......... ........ ........ $ 9, 998.00

Effort is very important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference!

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.

2. Not urinating in the morning.

3. Too much eating.

4. Skipping breakfast.

5. Consuming too much medication.

6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, andartificial sweetener.

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil.

As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil.Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is veryfit.Olive oil should never be heated. It should be consumed as a dressing for salads.

8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.

Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should befinished in one sitting, do not store. We should prevent this without necessarily spending more.

sO JUST adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits.

Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to "schedule."

TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH...... ......... ...

1. Hot dogs

Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.

2. Processed meats and bacon

sodium nitrates found in bacon and otherprocessed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat in baconalso contributes to cancer.

3. Doughnuts

First, they are made with whiteflour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures.Doughnuts may be the worst food you can possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.

4. French fries

French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acryl amides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, notFrench fries.

5. Chips and cookies

All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whose labelsclaim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amounts of trans-fats.

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugarlevel. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing braindegeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mentalpower.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrientscausing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted airdecreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease inbrain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep willaccelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxideand decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damagingeffects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease ineffectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulationthoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain

Choose to love-rather than hate.
Choose to smile-rather than frown.
Choose to build-rather than destroy.
Choose to persevere-rather than quit.
Choose to praise-rather than gossip.
Choose to heal-rather than wound.
Choose to give-rather than take.
Choose to act-rather than delay.
Choose to forgive-rather than curse.
Choose to pray-rather than despair

A. Albert Einstein said:

We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.

B. Mark Twain said:

India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most constructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only.

C. French scholar Romain Rolland said:

If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India.

D. Hu Shih, former Ambassador of China to USA said:

India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border. All the above is just the TIP of the iceberg, the list could be endless.

1. India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.

2. India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

3. The World's first university was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

4. Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most
suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes magazine, July 1987.

5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fastregaining its rightful place in our civilization.

6. Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century.

7. The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindh 6000 years ago. The Very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'.

8. Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart.; Time taken by earth to orbit the sun:(5th century) 365.258756484 days.

9. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.

10. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India; Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century; The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 (10 to the power of 6) whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 1053(10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 BCE during the Vedic period. Even today, the largest used number isTera 1012(10 to the power of 12).

11. According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world.

12. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion in the world scientific community that the pioneer of Wireless communication was Prof. Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

13. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.

14. According to Saka King Rudradaman I of 150 CE a beautiful lake called
'Sudarshana' was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during Chandragupta
Maurya's time.

15. Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.

16. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans, cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery. Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India. Over 125 surgical equipment were used. Deep knowledge of anatomy, physiology, etiology, embryology, digestion, metabolism, genetics and immunity is also found in many texts.

17. When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley(Indus Valley Civilization)

18. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

There are 3.22 Million Indians in America.
38% of Doctors in America are Indians.
12% of Scientists in America are Indians.
36% of NASA employees are Indians.
34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians
28% of IBM employees are Indians
17% of INTEL employees are Indians
13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

Really amazing to see the figures........